The Heart attacks

Tommy and Tina ” Legs” Turner

astefano — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:29:38 +0000

To my delight, this Saturday morning started off with a little rock opera. A flash back to ’75 with a little movie called Tommy. Have you seen this before? Seriously, you’ve probably heard the music a million time ’cause it’s based The Who’s album from ’69. Give it a try if you’re up for a wicked insane time and as a bonus, awesome guest appearances from: Elton John, Roger Daltery, Jack Nicholson, Keith Moon. BUT, the best appearance is for sure Tina Turner as the acid queen. This woman is unbelievably cool.

“Because top tens make us all feel better”

Bee — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:24:36 +0000

October’s Top Ten

Bee — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:46:37 +0000

Cutting your own bangs: Soko

80s BBC The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Polyester housecoats.

Frank N Furter

This lady who looks like a Klingon

Legs that look like they've been dipped in honey mustard sauce that you got with your Chicken McNuggets

Spinsters

Kate Kate Kate!

Claudia in Interview with a Vampire when she cuts off all her hair and then screams like a banshee when it all grows back again. Also when Lestat comes alive again and is playing the piano, it's freaky as fuck

Letters

Bee — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:27:08 +0000

Dear Heart Attacks!,

Why does no one listen to me? GOSH. It’s like I don’t even exist. Sometimes, when I’m sitting with my friends and listening my ass off for hours about their shit, and then my turn comes around and suddenly all eyes are on the tv, I want to fucking shoot up the room with a machete. The dumb thing is that I don’t even want to talk, it’s just that if I’m going to listen for hour after fucking hour of their retarded troubles, I deserve my own 15 minutes of angst.

Sincerely,

Undervalued

Dear Undervalued,

WOW! Undervalued, how refreshing you are. First of all, don’t worry. We at The Heart Attacks! have conferred amongst ourselves and decided to help you. You see, we understand. We’ve had the shit not-listened-to out of us too, and we hate it. We’ll listen. You have our word.

Yours truly,

The Heart Attacks

Ps. As indicated in our first top ten, we especially love fine penmanship. Feel free to scan and send.

Bodies in the Cemetery

Bee — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:17:42 +0000

As a means of welcoming both past, present and future to our new blog, we would like to honour Robbie Williams and his new single. You and your Take That brothers will always have a home under our roof. Amen.

Top tens:

astefano — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:24:07 +0000

Good Penmanship is very important!

Chocolate mint cake and rice crispy squares

Jean jackets whether painted, sequined or paired with matching bottom, it's all about customizing

Yay DonutsDonuts, any donut is a good one, donut pillows, donut keychains, getting married at donut places like at the Voodoo in Portland Braces so wholesome and sweet Year round Xmas Lights

Giant Burritos, the bigger the better, the saucier the better

Matching couples

Handmade Bikes like this one from Vanilla Bikes

Awkward Family Photos, so funny!